Hosts: Andrew, Jeremy

This is about punching like a kitten, getting decapitated because you were wearing headphones in combat, and what it means to be a soldier.

Click [HERE] to be on the bounce, trooper!

He looks Filipino, right?

This is Sergeant Zim, who is played by Roy Focker.

Nobody expects the Mobile Infantry!

This is a bug hunt!

This opening was used for the first two episodes.

This opening was used for the remaining four episodes.

Hosts: Andrew, Jeremy

This is about how much we love Siegfried.

Click [HERE] to touch his big sword.

So dreamy.

This is about HERE COMES A MAN NAMED ALDIN, cannibalistic snake women, and MC Escher sex.

Click [HERE] to bid half pennies.

More after the cut.

Here's a clip from A Thousand and One Nights. Yes, the entire movie is this incoherent.

This is about nerds. Click [HERE] to make your ears bleed from the rawness of this podcast.

For your information, that's a microphone with a sock and the Tokyo Tower.

Hosts: Feddy, Jeremy, Mike, Zuey

This is about how the armor is still really sweet, why film noir does not go well with surrealistic comedy, and if the girl in red is a Little Red Riding Hood or not.

SHE TOTALLY IS.

Actually, we realized later that she's supposed to be Foxy Croquette O-Gin from the Fast Food Grifters stories and the girl in a red hood thing is totally a recurring theme in the Kerberos stories.

Click [HERE] to get your head crammed into a toilet.

More after the cut.

This is the reason to watch this movie.

This movie is hilarious!

"It's not what it looks like!"

"Everybody dance!"

Aww, it's the only Japanese woman who isn't sexy. :(

Dammit, she's totally a Red Riding Hood! And a Fast Food Grifter!

I love it when a movie does exactly what I demand.

Look, we know you don't believe us about this movie, but here's proof!

Hosts: Feddy, Jeremy, Mike, Zuey

This podcast is even more explicit than usual. It is about jumping backwards out of an exploding hospital, in slow motion, with a gun in each hand, and a baby under your arm.

Click [HERE] to ride on the brodeo.

Hosts: Andrew, Clarissa from Anime World Order

This is about the end to a fabulous era.

Click [HERE] to learn true honor and elegance.

This crotch of mine glows with an awesome power!

It's at this point when she breaks out the sleeping gas and you inadvertently fall into her chest when the date gets really awkward.

Calvin Klein for the Gundam pilot on the go.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Zechs Marquise, master of the Freudian weapons.

Hosts: Feddy, Jeremy, Mike

This is about sweet armor, killing mimes, whether or not that girl is 15 and if she should take her clothes off, and crushing boredom.

Click [HERE] to become a dog. A dog that Mamoru Oshii is kicking relentlessly. Actually, no, getting kicked is more exciting than this.

Enjoy super exciting scenery after the cut.

Yes, that's right. He is rudely drinking water on someone.

And here's Mamoru Oshii's vacation to Taiwan. He wandered around the streets of Taipei looking at a girl's ass for two weeks.

People sitting around eating? In a Mamoru Oshii film? Impossible!

Awesome. Again we get to see the back of some people's heads while they have a conversation without looking at each other. But this time it's at a beach. Because this is Mamoru Oshii's vacation.

Bored of seeing Oshii follow a girl around the streets of Taiwan? Here, let's go to this super dark tunnel and watch a motorcycle drive though it really slowly. Mamoru Oshii doesn't skimp on one second of the action!

Hey, at least this movie has a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Oh, you thought we were done wandering the streets of Taipei? WRONG. Approximately 95% of this movie is aimlessly wandering around Taiwan while a guy noodles on a Spanish guitar.

Hosts: Feddy, Jeremy, Mike

This is about giant robots with revolvers and extendible karate chopping arms, mecha fan girls, and two guys saving Tokyo in their underwear in a sleazy apartment.

Click [HERE] to install Hyper Operating System.

Hosts: Andrew, Clarissa from Anime World Order

This is about spoiling all of Gundam 00's first season.

Click [HERE] or don't because we're rotten spoilers.