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This is about lacrosse satellites, tasering a dude you are making out with, low rent Antonio Banderas, and girls with big guns and bigger implants. Ah, the simple joys of a crappy b-grade action movie.
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Okay, this time I’m not sure if the American version or the foreign version is worse.
“Is my belt hot or what?”
I think I saw Bugs Bunny do that to Elmer Fudd once.
This girl may be a ridiculous bimbo, but I bet even she knows what an anagram is.
“Oh Wiillllbur, I have never felt so degraded in my entire life.”
“Go Speed Racer goooooooo!”
I think Julie is overcompensating for something!
Low rent Mr. Miyagi is terrifying!
Low rent Rambo is just sad.
PATRICK DUFFY ATTACKS!
This is the entire reason to watch this movie.
I’m sure this was absolutely necessary to the plot and not exploitative at all.