Snake Eyes

When the first GI Joe movie, Rise of Cobra, came out I wasn’t entirely that excited. As a child of the 90s, who was raised on giant robot cartoons the adventures of regular people just didn’t seem that interesting to me. It wasn’t until the awesome Pursuit of Cobra toyline and the following 30th Anniversary line of GI Joe figures that I was really hooked on GI Joes and the ruthless terrorist organisation Cobra.

Perhaps one of the biggest things that I missed regarding Rise of Cobra was the crime against humanity that is the ROC Snake Eyes design. Like all kids, I thought Snake Eyes always looked pretty cool in almost every incarnation. However the overly bulky and muscular suit that was the Rise of Cobra design just lacked that finesse or stealthy build that a ninja-commando should have. As a smart guy said to me, “putting lips on Snake Eyes is like this decade’s version of giving the Batman suit nipples”.

And then, the first trailer for GI Joe Retaliation happened. The trailer alone had me rather excited for the movie, and then we saw the backside of Snake Eyes I immediately perked up and noticed that that suit wasn’t the same suit from the first movie – it actually looked good! Between watching Snake Eyes unsheath his sword, battle against Storm Shadow, and ride a super cool looking motorcycle, I was stoked and immediately knew that I NEEDED a toy of this new Snake Eyes. So when the first wave of new GI Joe Retaliation toys started showing up I immediately picked up the Snake Eyes action figure.

Unfortunately upon closer inspection I realized that the first wave Snake Eyes was based more on concept sketches for the movie design and was not entirely accurate to the movie. The movie accurate figure was going to be included in the second wave of figures known as Ninja Duel Snake Eyes. Of course I figured this out right after finding out that the movie was going to be pushed back nine months along with the toys as well.

It has been a soul crushingly long nine months waiting for a movie accurate Snake Eyes to say the least, but now that I have him in hand I can say it was all worth it.

Ninja Duel Snake Eyes is almost everything you could want for a more realistic version of the famous ninja-commando. He’s stealthy looking, well armored, but still sleek in appearance. It’s near perfect I could say. I took some time to compare this tiny 3 3/4″ figure to the Hot Toys 1/6 scale figure coming out and I have to say a surprising number of details are incredibly spot on to that much higher end figure. Considering it’s a $10 toy, I think it’s right on the mark. I know some people have complained that he is in fact almost too sleek if a little skinny in the legs, and I can’t disagree with that, but when you’re posing this guy it’s not a very large concern at the end of the day.

His belt has some nicely sculpted details on the back including a small pouch and what looks to be a tiny knife of kunai.

The headsculpt is smooth and crisp. It’s minimal in details, but effective at looking the part. The brown leather shoulder pads help break up the monotony of the otherwise simple paintscheme. 

As a newer GI Joe figure, Snake Eyes has loads of modern 3 3/4″ articulation that makes him fun to pose: double jointed knees, ankle rockers, and wrist hinges are all free and uninhibited by the clean and simple sculpting. He can even rub his belly and pat his head at the same time!

Hasbro has stated before that they will give extra articulation to the figures that need it for GI Joe, and I am really glad that means almost all ninjas have ankle rockers. It helps them maintain a more wide-legged and dynamic stance. 

He can also kneel very effectively and convincingly. The additional wrist and ankle articulation really helps make poses like this just subtly more effective.

One of the problems that the first Snake Eyes figure for Retaliation is that he does not come with many accessories. Thankfully this new Snake Eyes fixes that problem. Although he does not come with a ridiculous payload like a lot of Pursuit of Cobra figures, he does come with everything he needs. I like to call this kind of accessory loadout efficient, and that’s just what this toy’s weapon count is.

Snake Eyes has a small knife and handgun that can fit into his belt snugly. 

He also has a standard sheeth for his sword like most Snake Eyes tend to  do.  The wrist hinges make him able to much more convincingly pose like he is unsheathing his sword. 

Also included is an additional sheath piece which the sheath can plug into. This is apparently accurate to the movie’s sheath and that’s the most I can say about it. At the very least, it’s well sculpted. 

In addition to a bunch of sharp pointy objects, Snake Eyes also has a rather impressive looking gun. I have no idea if it’s based on a real life gun, but between the shoulder stock and silencer, it looks perfect for Snake Eyes. 

Snake Eyes actually comes with two swords and two knives. Now usually it annoys me when a GI Joe comes with too many accessories to hold, but in this case I don’t really mind. I don’t think of it as “Snake Eyes has two knives and two swords”, but instead I think of it as “Snake Eyes has an extra knife and sword incase I lose one”. At least for me, keeping that in mind makes me a lot less annoyed that Snake Eyes doesn’t have enough hands for all of his weapons.

Also included is a ridiculous missile launcher. A lot of movie GI Joe figures (Heck, all movie Hasbro toys) tend to come with a giant missile launcher of some sort to entice the kids. Snake Eyes is no acception to this rule. 

You can clip it onto his arm or make him hold it with the handles on the side. Either way it looks silly.

The missile also includes a string so you can use the missile launcher as a zipline for the toy. Although incredibly silly, it was definitely fun zipping this guy across my room on a string. More fun than it should have been to say the least.

Between the awesome accessories and poseability, you can put Snake Eyes into all sorts of badass poses, such as shooting things, running and shooting things, cutting things, getting ready to cut things while shooting things, preparing to cut things, actually cutting things, and cutting things in an awesome pose. 

He even has enough  articulation to reach for his knife! I can not tell you how much this excites me.

Your options are quite large with this guy.

At the very least, GI Joe Retaliation has already succeeded in two regards: 1. It has made me very excited in hype for the movie. 2. It’s made me buy a load of toys in hype for the movie. And among all of the GI Joe figures I’ve bought, this is my favorite from this line so far. He’s a downright sexy 3 3/4″ sculpt with loads of articulation and awesome weapons. It looks great, poses great, and is just incredibly toyetic when in your hands. This has been the one figure I have gotten recently that I can not put down, and that’s even when compared to more expensive Japanese toys too. There’s just something so oddly simple and pleasing about playing with this guy that makes him my favorite Snake Eyes ever.

Or at least until the next Snake Eyes figure comes out.