Voltron Legendary Defender

Voltron.

Legendary Defender.

Happy Meal Toy.

I couldn’t bring myself to go get a kids meal at Burger King just to get this. I had to have some standards, right?

Instead, I came across it in a bin at the Goodwill, probably the only way more pathetic to acquire this. I can’t tell you how excited I was.

The toy comes bagged with instructions and a sticker sheet. All five lions are separate at this time. Don’t throw that bag away, because it’s got sticker placement instructions printed on it.

I really liked putting the stickers on, much more than I should have as a 44 year old adult.

Each limb pops on easily enough.

The plastic feels very Jumbo Machinder like. Maybe it’s the first micro-machinder? Each limb is hollow, the body is hollow but it has a back plate.

Included is a thin shield which can be held in either hand.

Of course I screwed up one sticker – and it had to be the face. Each time I look at it I think Voltron has a birth defect. An everlasting reminder of my uncoordinated sausage fingers. At least my fingers were not greasy from chicken nuggets.