Before there was Master Shake, before Kelis brought her Milkshake to the yard, there was... Milkshake Robot.

I used to really dig vanilla shakes from McDonalds, even though everyone told me they were basically plastic. So thick you could pull a filling out. Yum. Haven't had one in 20 years. It's probably disgusting now.

But in 1987, we got Milkshake Robot. He's tall and menacing, and he's got a straw coming out of his head.

Milkshake Robot

Milkshake Robot

Milkshake Robot

This one works great, like some kind of ancient totem, guarding the wreckage of the Fast Food apocalypse.

Milkshake Robot

Milkshake Robot

The whole set is a must-have, but I refuse to buy them online. I need to find them in the wild...