Freddie Mercury

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Is this the real thing? Is this a toy you see? It’s made by Bandai, it’s an S.H. Figuarts release.

Open your eyes. Look up at the sculpt and see

It’s just a cool toy, I need nothing else

Because it looks so good, I can’t say no

Look up high, look up low

Anyway the toy turns, doesn’t really look bad to me, to me

Mama, he comes with hands, three versions of his head, a couple of mics, and one has a stand

Mama, I had just begun

To look at this toy when I noticed this right away

Mama, ooo

The joints are really nice

You can pose him like there’s no tomorrow

Like this

Or this, and nothing else really matters

Finally, the time has come

Freddie Mercury is now mine

And this toy is super fine

Sorry everybody, this review is done

There are almost no problems here to tell the truth

Mama, ooo I don’t want to lie

But sometimes his stache isn’t painted well at all

He’s just a little figuretto of a man

And I see, that I might, just be acting very picky

The uncanny valley face is very very frightening me

Holy crap, Holy crap,

Holy crap, Holy crap,

Holy crap this guy is great

But I’m just one guy, nobody listens to me

He’s just a dumb guy who reviews toys mostly

Spare him your grief if you disagree with him

This toy is worth it though, so will you let it go?

Oh Bandai! No, we will not let it go – let it go.

Oh Bandai! We will not let it go – let it go.

Oh Bandai! We will not let it go – let it go.

Will not let it go let it go (never)

Never let it go let it go

Never let it go ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let it go

The internet probably has it out for me

For me

For me

So I think you should buy this and put it on your shelf

Especially if you are a fan of Queen or Freddie himself

Oh baby, just look at this baby

It looks so very right. It looks just right over here.

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing else here matters

Anyone can see

Nothing else here matters

Nothing else here matters to me.

Anyway this toy rocks.